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Hotel Transylvania
So the timeline is
- I am lesbo
- I'm stuff
- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion
- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis
I'm sobbing oh my god
Why the fuck is it woody and bolt
WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT
Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?
if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law.
There is
So much going on here
This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking
Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
"This crystal is good for such-and-such organ!" oh yeah name 3 of that organ's functions
"This will cleanse your body of toxins" Oh? Which ones? What are their names? Why are they bad for you? What symptoms do they cause?


















